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You Crazy Son of a Bitch | Ian Malcolm Fanfic

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Dr. Lynette Williams, John Hammonds personal zoologist, is one day invited to an amazing new attraction that John has been working on for the last five years. After reluctantly accepting the invitation, she is introduced to three other doctors who have been invited to the island: Dr. Alan Grant, Dr. Ellie Sattler, and Dr. Ian Malcolm. All are amazed at what John has been able to accomplish in the five years he has leased the island 'Isla Nublar', but not all of them agree with the things that he is doing. In an attempt to change their mind, he sends them on a complete tour of the park. When the unthinkable happens.

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