How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story

How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story

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Gretchen By CookieChomper Updated Jul 04

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story?

Did you attempt it?

Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up?

Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. 

This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror,"

Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad?

More will come inside. 

(This also has some humorous aspects)

Huge muscles and veins are disgusting. Average sized or small muscles I can actually look at.
kayanae kayanae Apr 09
IKR.  LEONARDO DICAPRIO DIDNT HAVE ONE WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER AND HE WAS GORGEOUS WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
My friend is buff with a round face also female. She's the only buff person in muh class
SaraS2904 SaraS2904 May 22
They're not, c'mon!!!  Whenever I read "Greek Gods" I'm like what on Earth, man?! The first thought that comes in my mind is a man with santa beard, long mustaches, white hair, wearing a long, white SKIRT.
kayanae kayanae Apr 09
I have a six pack, but i love it so much I  protect it with fat 👌👌
stayasecond stayasecond Jun 13
I really want a main male character that is tall, skinny at flat :((