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How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story

How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story

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Gretchen By CookieChomper Updated Dec 06, 2016

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story?

Did you attempt it?

Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up?

Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. 

This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror,"

Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad?

More will come inside. 

(This also has some humorous aspects)

lgfuad lgfuad Jan 02
I love little twinks with soft squishy bellies 
                              I sound like a creep don't I
xtaylorx xtaylorx Feb 10
I'm one of those "muscles are gross" girl so you are spot on with this chapter tho
moonfestal moonfestal Oct 21, 2016
Okay but if you have a perfect body like an idol you look AMAZING with a six pack. I mean, it's okay if an idol doesn't have a six pack, since they shouldn't HAVE to have them. But when they do, it's nice. It's really, REALLY nice. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lgfuad lgfuad Jan 02
I hate muscles, all I can think about is how they look like the ugly dicks in an yaoi
LeiHanane LeiHanane Oct 13, 2016
I have an athletic classmate and he is just tall, nothing more.
                              No abs. No muscles. Just athletic, tall and intelligent too.