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How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story

How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story

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Gretchen By CookieChomper Updated May 21

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story?

Did you attempt it?

Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up?

Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. 

This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror,"

Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad?

More will come inside. 

(This also has some humorous aspects)

kayanae kayanae Apr 09
IKR.  LEONARDO DICAPRIO DIDNT HAVE ONE WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER AND HE WAS GORGEOUS WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
SaraS2904 SaraS2904 7 days ago
They're not, c'mon!!!  Whenever I read "Greek Gods" I'm like what on Earth, man?! The first thought that comes in my mind is a man with santa beard, long mustaches, white hair, wearing a long, white SKIRT.
kayanae kayanae Apr 09
I have a six pack, but i love it so much I  protect it with fat 👌👌
kayanae kayanae Apr 09
Huge muscles are disgusting.  They squirm around like bugs underneath the skin and they're these dents everywhere like they need som repairing to do.  I like lean guys with a little muscle.  Not tiny stocky guys
lgfuad lgfuad Jan 02
I love little twinks with soft squishy bellies 
                              
                              
                              I sound like a creep don't I
MuffinMagic MuffinMagic Mar 06
Not a huge muscles fan..I'm not impressed by them. If you're stronger than me (male or female) in an area that I need to improve on then I will gain interest and pester you for advice on overcoming my difficulties.