How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story

How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story

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Gretchen By CookieChomper Updated Dec 04, 2017

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story?

Did you attempt it?

Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up?

Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. 

This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror,"

Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad?

More will come inside. 

(This also has some humorous aspects)

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ToxicAustralian ToxicAustralian May 29, 2017
Huge muscles and veins are disgusting. Average sized or small muscles I can actually look at.
Delphiniums46 Delphiniums46 Dec 03, 2017
Osiris was also a bit of a heartthrob according to the historical record
ThatTurtleLover ThatTurtleLover Dec 02, 2017
Rick Riordan is actually called the “Storyteller of the Gods”.
kayanae kayanae Apr 09, 2017
IKR.  LEONARDO DICAPRIO DIDNT HAVE ONE WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER AND HE WAS GORGEOUS WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
papisadelapong papisadelapong Jul 19, 2017
My friend is buff with a round face also female. She's the only buff person in muh class
Kahibalo Kahibalo Oct 22, 2017
How are you alive, then? You need at least some body fat to live.