Diary of a wimpy kid dog days
For me, summer vacation is basically a three-month guilt trip.
Just because the weather's nice, everyone expects you to be outside all day "frolicking" or whatever.
And if you don't spend every second outdoors, people think there's something wrong with you.
But the truth is, I've always been more of an indoor person.
The way I like to spend my summer vacation is in front of the tv, playing video games with the curtains closed and the lights turned off.