Y-you're a what?!? (Ronald Knox x Reader)

Y-you're a what?!? (Ronald Knox x Reader)

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Humanitys_Hottest By Humanitys_Hottest Updated Apr 04, 2015

     Your name was (y/n) and it was a bright and sunny day. It also happened to be your birthday, and to top it all off you were spending it with your best friend, Kana (Kiseijuu/Parasyte reference yaaaaaas). The day couldn't possibly go wrong, right? Wrong.

     It all happened in a blur. It was Winter, and your scarf blew away. Your hands full with your favorite Starbuck's drink and birthday balloons, you couldn't catch it. Of course, without thinking, Kana ran into the street to get it. IDIOT!

     And, OF COURSE, there had to be a stupid pick up truck. It hit her, and they drove off after. They didn't bother to cone out to check on her or anything, the jerks. The crowd left, no one even bothering to call 911. You sat there, at the sidewalk, sobbing. You stood up to leave when you heard a bang behind you.

     Some tall guy with Orange-ey Yellow and Black hair was standing there, with a Red and Black lawn mower. He was mumbling to himself about how he 'needed to hurry or this wou...

*in Markipliers voice* OH! WHO DO UOU THINK YOU ARE, BITCH!?!?!?
There Cinematic Records! I sunk into Reaper Headquarters. Plus Neko!
Okay... Some dude in my class already learned his lesson with a broken nose and three fingers... What should I do to you now...?
Kyoko_Suzuki Kyoko_Suzuki Dec 21, 2015
I don't like Starbucks...
                              You shouldn't have done that...
                              You could've put (f/d) or something. Just saying.
                              (BTW BEN drowned referece... XD)
WildRainbowWolves WildRainbowWolves Nov 19, 2015
I be rally even started!...sheesh sometimes you have to let them finish and cut them of with a kiss...it's awkward
AnnaZDeadZNyth AnnaZDeadZNyth Sep 20, 2015
Holy Frick-Frack No One Trusts Me With Anything Sharp Cause I'll Honestly Swing Scissors Without Evening Noticing Or I'll Be Cutting Bread and I'll Be Butchering It :/