I'm going to be late crap! first day of my new job and I'm late good start "Jamie" well done! My phone beeped to tell me I have a new text. I picked up my phone and read the text! "Hi you left your underwear on my bedroom floor I told you they would look good on the floor babe. call if you want to meet up tonight. xoxo
Wtf I didn't leave my underwear on anyone's floor this is the second time this week I have had someone texting me saying I have left underwear. I don't know the numbers and when I do say you have the wrong number they say no I don't stop playing around "Dylan" who the fuck is Dylan I'm going to go nuts it sounds like she is a leave your underwear behind kind of girl or guy hmmmm. Crap it's 9.20 dam Jamie get your crap together and get the fuck out of this house. I picked my heels up off the floor and ran down stairs and to my car. I was praying my new boss is a nice woman and would just say your LATE not your FIRED! Only one way to find out!