Take me to church

Take me to church

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Your mum. By Awonderwallofmystery Completed

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is defiantly not one to go around looking for trouble.

With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. 

He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. 
So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, gets forced to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. 

But religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. 


[warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

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Kolazome Kolazome Mar 18
"You need belts!" I yell that at people with their pants low XD
But lying also makes you go to hell...
                              
                              Why not be there with only one sin under your belt and not two?
Kolazome Kolazome Mar 18
"Maybe it's his sneaky personality which Phil can point out gay away?"* 😂
Ferard353 Ferard353 Apr 02
pRAY FOR THE WICKED ON THE WEEKEND, MAMA CAN I GET ANOTHER AMEN?
                              woAHHHHH ITS SATURDAY NIGHT
Or it’s possible that someone you already know comes to this church just got a new car
Everyone stole everyone else's comment take rip...
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY! THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY. MOM'S SPAGHETTI?