Take me to church

Take me to church

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Your mum. By Awonderwallofmystery Updated Mar 20, 2016

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is defiantly not one to go around looking for trouble.

With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. 

He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. 
So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, gets forced to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. 

But religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. 


[warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

Phanfan_ Phanfan_ Dec 30, 2016
My eyes are so weird, they are like mostly green, but with some gray and blue in them, with a little brown.
AcceptedByPhan AcceptedByPhan Dec 30, 2016
SPF 30 bitches. The lord knows I burn easily. (If you know where this is from I love you)
phandildab phandildab Dec 30, 2016
I'm bi so dose that mean I'll be slightly toasted *remembers everything thing that I have done online and all the things I've said to my friends when there are no adults around* nope never mind hell here I come
oceanicdaniel oceanicdaniel Dec 27, 2016
I only have my original Star Wars and Titanic movie posters from my great grandparents theater and my framed dan and Phil and fall out boy ticket lol but I did paint starry night on one wall
Roselees Roselees Dec 30, 2016
WAIT WAIT you said he had the same hair cut as you, I wasn't aware trash cans had hair? XD
Phanfan_ Phanfan_ Dec 30, 2016
NO LOUISE. STOP RIGHT THERE AND LEAVE. YOU CAN COME BACK LATER