Take me to church

Take me to church

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Your mum. By Awonderwallofmystery Completed

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is defiantly not one to go around looking for trouble.

With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. 

He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. 
So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, gets forced to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. 

But religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. 


[warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

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Okay so apparently I’m the only one thinking of ‘my dead gay son’ from Heathers @yellowcoatlester
why not? i embraced it even though my parents are homophobes so why cant you?
i thought the same thing for about 2 minutes MOM ITS NOT A PHASEEEEEEE I CAN BE COOL IF I WANT MANS NOT HOT
YAH I GET TO GO HOME WHEN I DIE! FOR THE LESBIANS 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
Marissa_zxz Marissa_zxz Nov 18
I think my mom thinks it's a phase. She still thinks I will 100% marry a guy (I'm bi)
oh.....welp see ya in hell <3 at least i might be happy there