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Take me to church

Take me to church

634K Reads 39.9K Votes 60 Part Story
Your mum. By Awonderwallofmystery Completed

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is defiantly not one to go around looking for trouble.

With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. 

He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. 
So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, gets forced to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. 

But religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. 

[warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

you know what? I was trying to be calm for a while but-
                              FIGHT ME LOUISE ITS NOT A PHASE
Yo I've prayed it. But God knows and I'm not damned to hell so.....
I want a lot of posters but I don't think my mom will let me get any
narryandphan narryandphan 16 hours ago
I was looking through the chapter titles and saw that the last one is called 'The Funeral' and now I'm scared 😱
phan_24 phan_24 May 18
bro, if u a homo its g honestly don't label yourself ur a person u just gonna get gradually more sad trying to categorize yourself just chill if ya like vagina thats cool, if u could roll with a dick that's rad
amourlevi amourlevi a day ago
i read this back in 2015 and never finished so guess who's re-reading 2 years later??? this girl