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Take me to church

Take me to church

651K Reads 40.6K Votes 60 Part Story
Your mum. By Awonderwallofmystery Completed

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is defiantly not one to go around looking for trouble.

With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. 

He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. 
So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, gets forced to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. 

But religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. 


[warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

woe-is-Muke woe-is-Muke Jul 11
But if god does truly love you then he wouldn't have sent you Dan to discover who you really are
Tangish Tangish Jul 12
i would never be able to handle a private school, i'd much prefer a big school with kids throwing food and a bunch of loud people than a small quiet school smh
Wearing polyester is a sin and I bet your gay ass has something made out of it on
Deathsunny Deathsunny 2 days ago
You just said your own son will burn in hell. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!
woe-is-Muke woe-is-Muke Jul 11
Literally me idk I think I've been going to church since I was born
shipqueen21 shipqueen21 Jul 10
I am proud to be in the phandom when i read this comment section