Take me to church

Take me to church

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Your mum. By Awonderwallofmystery Updated Mar 20

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is defiantly not one to go around looking for trouble.

With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. 

He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. 
So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, gets forced to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. 

But religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. 


[warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

omflester omflester Nov 26
oh sweetie, God made you this way. all my life ive been told God forgives all the sins we make, he loves you no matter what. so anyone reading this, be free to who you are, don't be afraid to go to hell, if you do, you won't be alone.
Cause following a 2000 year old fiction book is not a waste of a life
abster0412 abster0412 Nov 23
Come on, it's 2016, we all know that most vicars in the past have fúcked a guy and turned gay.... Sins aren't committed (my opinion) until people really screw up and tell people things are wrong because of a piece of paper or an opinion, like no... byeeee
abster0412 abster0412 Nov 23
Also, I'm a devil child.. so have fun getting me into "heaven", at least it'll catch a tan in hell
abster0412 abster0412 Nov 23
I actually got my brother to count my posters the other day and it came to 88 posters..... oops, thanks 5SOS, BMTH, mcr, atl, green day, and dan and Phil, etc
uriezz uriezz Nov 25
I remember my dad yelled at me for putting a picture of DAN and PHIL on my wall and he forced me to take it off, I put it in My closet and he hasn't noticed