There is an archway in a dark, melancholic room. And it is haunting Emily Potter's dreams. Why else would she be waking in the middle of the night, screaming in terror? That is only one of the many things in her mind: -A Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher with a personality like poisoned honey and a face of a toad -A disgruntled house-elf who hates her guts, well, the house-elf hates everyone's guts -Percy Weasley being....Percy Weasley -Her peculiar, yet comical "connection" with her brother -The looming agony of the end-of-the-term Ordinary Wizarding Level exams -The mysterious stolen objects from Filch's file cabinet of confiscated magical items -The unknown descendant of the historical MacKenzie Clan walking down the halls of Hogwarts And lest can we forget, the growing threat of Lord Voldemort. Read on as Emily is faced with the fickleness of the very government of the Wizarding world and the impotence of the authorities at Hogwarts. This might be the year when Emily forgets her morals and punches a teacher in the face. With a chair. Made out of steel. With spikes. ((PHOTOS POSTED IN THIS STORY DO NOT BELONG TO ME. CTTO.)) The cover was made by Dee Alisa! (Link to her profile: https://www.wattpad.com/user/DeeAlisa) October 27, 2016 - In order to keep all of my books' covers in uniform, I have to change this unfortunately. You have my deepest gratitude for your help!