Lovino has a deep, dark secret. He used to be a prostitute. That is, until he met Antonio. Now, he does everything in his power to make sure Antonio never finds out.
*stands at grave* fourth wall... you were a brave soldier... *sobs*
Antonio! You and your bull riding knocked down the 4th wall!!!! Do I need to get your hermanos and my hijos to come teach you a lesson!
'boss': heres your next client *shows picture of antonio*
Lovi: Boi wE EATing gOod tOnIghT
How they moved in together
Lovino: Lol we should totally live together
Antonio: Wtf I dont even know you...
Lovino: Well we totally should m8
Lovino: PLEASE I NEEEEED THIS
FOURTH WALL LOVINO. FOURTH WALL. WHERES EREN WHEN U NEED THE FUKA
Omg when I read the title I started screaming 'Dirty Little Secret' by the All American Rejects