Yo momma jokes haha

Yo momma jokes haha

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_basketball_ bae_ By maddyconnelly04 Updated May 07, 2015

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears yellow people yell taxi!!!

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said : I need your weight not your phone number !!

Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the toilet it says : abcdefg get your big bOOty off of me!!!!!!! 

Yo momma so ugly that when she  goes to an ugly contest the judge says no professionals