You walked through the woods, you keep seeking someome was following you. You ignored, 'Its just my imagination' you thought.
Then the janitor came by
PFFT THIS TOTALLY ISNT ME
everyone I have ever met:Y THE FÛCK U LYIN Y U ALWAYS LYIN MMM OMG STOP FÛCKIN LYIN
I can already tell that I'm going to like this book (or story idk)
I just scream "YEAH, IM A LOSER AND IM PROUD, YOU PINECONES!!"
Tbh...lets just say one of us would be bleeding...and we all know who would it be