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I was Adopted By Dan Howell...

I was Adopted By Dan Howell...

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SleepingLlamas52 By SleepingLlamas52 Completed

I hear miss Hagyard call all girls aged 5 - 13 downstairs. I go and I'm the first one there. But as my last name's Watts, I am the last one to be interviewed.

The man stands there and looks at me. He smiles and waves and I do so back. My parents would be happy, but I'm scared. What if they don't like the people I like, or they hate me? My mum and dad died when I was 3, they were in a car crash in the way home from shopping one day.

I start to cry at the thought of that really scary day and now everybody was downstairs. The man comes over and hugs me, and I hug back. He's really warm and cuddly.

(DAN)

I decide I wanted to adopt a child on the way to McDonald's so I stop off at the orphanage near mine and Phil's flat. I tell the woman I wanted a young child so she calls all children aged 5 - 13.

The first child that comes down is tiny for her age, with brown hair down to her butt and a fringe like mine. I decide to smile and wave to see if she does the same back. She does and I feel...

Gbunny93 Gbunny93 9 hours ago
Ya know... Just casually picking up a kid with your McDonald's
Dan: I want a child.
                              McDude: a happy meal?
                              Dan: *whispers* I childddddd
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                              Phil: I wanteD A NUMBER SIX NOT A NUMBER KID
Who decides when they want to adopt a child on the way to McDonald's
Katy5704 Katy5704 Dec 22, 2016
Just.
                              
                              "Oh yah.
                              
                              McDonald's is rel meet man.
                              
                              Oh heyz. I'm lonly.
                              
                              Imma adopt a bïtch."
Lili-Pad Lili-Pad Jul 07, 2016
Literally I get like zero hugs in my life I would cry from getting a hug seriously
classic_rock_trash classic_rock_trash Dec 04, 2016
Dan:*walks out of mcdonalds*
                              Dan: oh i know i'm gonna adopt a real humam being that will be fun and easy
                              *skips along to orphanage with a McFlurry*