I was Adopted By Dan Howell...

I was Adopted By Dan Howell...

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SleepingLlamas52 By SleepingLlamas52 Completed

I hear miss Hagyard call all girls aged 5 - 13 downstairs. I go and I'm the first one there. But as my last name's Watts, I am the last one to be interviewed.

The man stands there and looks at me. He smiles and waves and I do so back. My parents would be happy, but I'm scared. What if they don't like the people I like, or they hate me? My mum and dad died when I was 3, they were in a car crash in the way home from shopping one day.

I start to cry at the thought of that really scary day and now everybody was downstairs. The man comes over and hugs me, and I hug back. He's really warm and cuddly.

(DAN)

I decide I wanted to adopt a child on the way to McDonald's so I stop off at the orphanage near mine and Phil's flat. I tell the woman I wanted a young child so she calls all children aged 5 - 13.

The first child that comes down is tiny for her age, with brown hair down to her butt and a fringe like mine. I decide to smile and wave to see if she does the same back. She does and I feel...

Katy5704 Katy5704 Dec 22, 2016
Just.
                              
                              "Oh yah.
                              
                              McDonald's is rel meet man.
                              
                              Oh heyz. I'm lonly.
                              
                              Imma adopt a bïtch."
Lili-Pad Lili-Pad Jul 07, 2016
Literally I get like zero hugs in my life I would cry from getting a hug seriously
classic_rock_trash classic_rock_trash Dec 04, 2016
Dan:*walks out of mcdonalds*
                              Dan: oh i know i'm gonna adopt a real humam being that will be fun and easy
                              *skips along to orphanage with a McFlurry*
CORGlS CORGlS Oct 14, 2016
oh yeah, I'll be back Phil and I'll pick up your Big Mac up on my way to go child shopping, see you soon!
LailaAlmonaci LailaAlmonaci Dec 22, 2016
Dan: I will adopt a living human being because why not? How hard could I be?
I was about to say you must have a pad meaning wattpad but that's no how it sounds