This is some nice phan fluff and smut to help your greedy smut needs.
Bitch, it's not okay. I feel violated, YOU made me think of my poor froggies....
violets are red
roses are prickly
just like dans erection
that escilated quickly
I promise to never be creative again, and I'm sure imagining that is being creative.
it's a skype call you can do what you want and phil can't do anything about it
No u pedofie tramp polar bear, for I have the power of TRIANGLES
This is kinda like the HAMSTER fic where at first Dan is loving and next he's like, "DRINK THIS"