Manic Attack
By _uzmii
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*Featured Story*
Monica 'Manic' Knightley is someone every girl turns to when confused. Her column 'Manic Makeovers' in a major fashion magazine is a bible for every female who wears clothes. From getting the perfect eyebrows to wearing the right shoes to your goldfish's funeral, she'll help you through it all.
So, when Monica is invited to a prom dance in an elite university upstate, she's expecting some praiseworthy attires. What she isn't expecting, however, is Edward Moseby.
With his perfectly tailored blue tux, orange tie paired with green Crocs; he thinks he's got it all. Not according to Monica though, the sight of his horrendous ensemble nearly makes her go half bald with anxiety. And when Edward accidentally asks her for a dance, like any other sensible girl, she corners him and rips his tie off.
Now with Edward taking Monica as a sexually deprived woman and Monica taking him as one of the worst dressed in the history of worst dressed, they're both on a mission to fix each other up.
A tragic tale of gaudy Crocs, sky-high Jimmy Choos, and everything in between.
(Note: This story may cause death due to laughter but I gotta let y'all know it is a first draft and I will always be improving as a writer. Much love xx)
[Humor #97 (10/30/'16)]
Super awesome cover by @soundthealarm
Sto già morendo all'inizio di questa FF. Bene.