Dallon Weekes, P.I.
Practice Est. 1920
The roaring '20s. Prohibition, mobsters, shady backdoor deals, speakeasies, and beautiful women.
...Not that that last one is important though.
Cover by @SeraphStarshine
All I can think of is how he looked in the Doritos commercial
More like it's gonna be nice doing s e x with you hahahhahhahhahahahahha
RY BAAABE, HOW ARE YA YOU SUNOFABITCH-YOU JUST HAAAVE TO BE THE BAD GUY IN ALL OF MY FICS
Frickity Frick Frack Fuckk On A Stick by Panic! At The Disco