A short bit of comedy Sci Fi from my first collection
(you can see the rest of the collection here on Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/Fiction-Foreign-Planets-Quick-Reads-ebook/dp/B00JOTG5BG/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8 )
This is so clever, Sean! Hope to read more of these funny scifi shorts in the future.
I love Douglas Adams, Monty Python and science fiction - so I do write silly stories like this from time to time - hope they amuse