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The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

9.2M Reads 435K Votes 55 Part Story
♕ ملاك ♕ By diickbicycles Completed

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."

Silence. 

What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...

Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. 

"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"

What am I, a pet?

"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." 

Thank you.

"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"

I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. 

"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."

Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. 

Lightbulb. 

"Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. 

Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"

"He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. 

And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.

  
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  April 19, 2015
  
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spitfire0117 spitfire0117 a day ago
yay-y i like this book already !!!!!!!! lets get a moooove on it lol ...okay i'll stand in that corner now but just know i don't regret it muhahaha *ow* who threw that lol :P
Princesa-Violet Princesa-Violet 3 days ago
I don't mind please its okay don't be that rude and I forgive you 😘
spazzystiles spazzystiles 3 days ago
*cries* 
                              
                              I'M A LION. RAWR. FEEL MY WRATH MORTAL. 
                              
                              RAWRRRRRRRR.
SHADOWMASTER_666 SHADOWMASTER_666 4 days ago
Maybe I should stop eating cake. I'm not that fat right? 😂🐄
cheesssssse cheesssssse 2 days ago
I was going to read this until you said all those bad things about it
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