The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

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"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."

Silence. 

What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...

Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. 

"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"

What am I, a pet?

"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." 

Thank you.

"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"

I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. 

"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."

Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. 

Lightbulb. 

"Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. 

Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"

"He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. 

And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.

  
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                              (translation for those special individuals who can't speak cow) I completely agree
maymay32321 maymay32321 Feb 06
For just one penny a day you could help me stop laughing.
                              
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                              Sorry.
Im too flat to feel anything but so yeah lemme read in peace for god sake!
ellsja ellsja 5 days ago
I may be sorta scared of real life cows I like the fake ones just not the ones that run around
Im grateful to announce that im a cute, hell, the cutest cat you will ever see in your entire existance. 
                              
                              So right back at you meoow!
Who puttin hate on this story... i will stalk you, murder you, and bury you body in an unmarked grave..... (in my back yard?