The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

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˗ˏˋbabydollˎˊ˗ By sluttylena Completed

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."

Silence. 

What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...

Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. 

"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"

What am I, a pet?

"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." 

Thank you.

"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"

I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. 

"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."

Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. 

Lightbulb. 

"Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. 

Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"

"He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. 

And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.

  
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  Highest Rank: #1 in Humor 
  April 19, 2015
  
  CoAuthor: DreamCreature

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OMG, I thought this was the chapter already.. Guess it's the introduction. Unique beginning, love it!
JordanRumney JordanRumney 2 days ago
This was such an original idea to introduce the book, I actually really likes it
Why the FUUCK is there a FUUCKING CARTOON COW on the FUUCKING COVER
xAWESOMExSTORIES xAWESOMExSTORIES 3 days ago
OH. MY. GOD. OUR WHOLE FUKING COMMENTS WERE DELETED!!! @CitizenOfBadBitchica @Jungkook97America06 !!! 😮👋🏼some bitches our rude âss
TheyLieToMe TheyLieToMe 2 days ago
WHOSE GONNA WALK YOU THROUGH THE DARK SIDE OF THE MORNING? It ain't me.
Nicoleli2006 Nicoleli2006 a day ago
You're an awesome writer, this is like my fifth time reading it