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The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

9.9M Reads 469K Votes 56 Part Story
♕ ملاك ♕ By diickbicycles Completed

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."

Silence. 

What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...

Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. 

"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"

What am I, a pet?

"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." 

Thank you.

"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"

I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. 

"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."

Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. 

Lightbulb. 

"Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. 

Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"

"He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. 

And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.

  
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Monki_Ana Monki_Ana 6 days ago
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tvdbekah tvdbekah 3 days ago
HERE WE GO IM READY TO READ AGAIN 
                              Now let me do this cliche thread here 
                              
                              # rr
                              July 24, 2017
                              4:52 pm 
                              USA
GracieRowley2000 GracieRowley2000 3 days ago
I'm gonna be different and say naw 
                              But really it's true, but I'll still say naw cause it's different
Does anyone one else read 'moo' and 'Moo' differently or is it just me
Wild_Dreamer_101 Wild_Dreamer_101 13 hours ago
Wow.....you do really have an interesting way  to express yourself......