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The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓ [book #1 in the Love Ninja series]

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓ [book #1 in the Love Ninja series]

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˗ˏˋqueenˎˊ˗ By diickbicycles Completed

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."


What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...

Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. 

"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"

What am I, a pet?

"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." 

Thank you.

"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"

I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. 

"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."

Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. 


"Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. 

Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"

"He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. 

And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.




  Highest Rank: #1 in Humor 
  April 19, 2015
  CoAuthor: DreamCreature

   Now Available on Episode under queen.asf !!!

nina_re nina_re a day ago
4th time reader😂😂😂can't get over it 
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one_crazy_girl_ one_crazy_girl_ 11 hours ago
 #rr for the 7 time. Ya it's that funny and amazing😂😂😂😂
TheDoggieQueen TheDoggieQueen 3 days ago
*cow comes* nope, he's not gonna moo, he's not gonna moo, he's not gonna...
                              Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin_Hoodie12 Robin_Hoodie12 a day ago
Did anyone else start laughing at the random cow in the background? Just me? Okayy
Not_GossipGirl Not_GossipGirl 15 hours ago
I blame you. For everything that has ever happened to me 😂