The Gangleader Kidnapped Me

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me

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˗ˏˋ slutty shrek ˎˊ˗ By sluttylena Completed

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."
  
  Silence.
  
  What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...
  
  Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity.
  
  "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"
  
  What am I, a pet?
  
  "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her."
  
  Thank you.
  
  "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"
  
  I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell.
  
  "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."
  
  Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val.
  
  Lightbulb.
  
  "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says.
  
  Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"
  
  "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly.
  
  And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.
  
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  Highest Rank: #1 in Humor 
  April 19, 2015
  
  CoAuthor: DreamCreature

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Dylans_Soulmate Dylans_Soulmate 5 days ago
I swear I've read this book twice already. Are you reconstructing it?
Majestix_Potato Majestix_Potato 5 days ago
HEY ANGEL, THANKS FOR DEDICATING ME TO THE STORY! IM THAT FTR U WERE TALKIN ABOUT, RIGHT? 😂
jademalik232 jademalik232 5 days ago
I should kidnap you instead you are kinda interesting molecule to say. And I am already obsessed with this book which is also unusual for me
kate4555 kate4555 20 hours ago
I had a cow hat once, I would literally wear it everywhere I went, I was known as 'cow hat girl' at my school.
Jazzymin1 Jazzymin1 6 days ago
That was Amazingly amazing 🦄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀☠️
2hot4usince2012 2hot4usince2012 2 days ago
i find  it amusing that i've just been called a cow and i don't even care