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The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓ [book #1 in the Love Ninja series]

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓ [book #1 in the Love Ninja series]

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˗ˏˋa n g e lˎˊ˗ By diickbicycles Completed

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."

Silence. 

What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...

Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. 

"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"

What am I, a pet?

"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." 

Thank you.

"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"

I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. 

"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."

Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. 

Lightbulb. 

"Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. 

Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"

"He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. 

And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.

  
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Well, I'm going to do the exact opposite and read it because you told me not to. Come at me, bro.
cravingcastiel cravingcastiel a day ago
@/FTR's 
                              this isn't the actually book. don't worry the writing isn't like this.
SkyeHeavenly SkyeHeavenly a day ago
I'm a badass, not a cow
                              
                              MOOOOOOOO
                              
                              Shït they know. They can't know I'm a cow
MeRunOnGasoline MeRunOnGasoline a day ago
*falls face-first*...*picks self up* YOU SAW NOTHING NOTHING I SAY
oliviacreation oliviacreation a day ago
i was so confused. i hadnt even noticed the cow on the cover of the book
*flips hair and walks inside* *falls on face* I DID NOT JUST FALL!!