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3.141592653589 By 3pointt14 Updated Aug 30, 2016

Are you there Satan?  It's me, Alice.

A chosen eighty-year-old chainsmoker armed with stab-tastic knitting needles and a metallic cane must be trained by Alice-a mysterious teenage girl-to complete her prophecy and save Earth.

While this old prophet is close to completing her destiny, her mentor Alice struggles with her new hunger: she can now eat werewolves.

She has the appetite of a growing teenager, hence the sudden disappearance of werewolves around the city. 

Although she's a heartless serial killer by day, at the strike of midnight, her thick skin falls and she is a vulnerable girl without memory of her werewolf killing ways.  

In fact, she forgets her identity as a killer and wanders aimlessly like a lost puppy who doesn't know what door knobs are until the sun rises. 

Which is a perfect chance for Isaac, the leader of the city's most feared werewolf gang, to strike her down. 

Unless they both fall of course. 

In love.

Hohiropere Hohiropere Jul 31, 2016
I love reading your books. They're funny and dangerous... Tampons. 😂😂
IHaveAPenFromGuin IHaveAPenFromGuin Jul 28, 2016
OMG just fo the summary I can tell that this is gonna be awesome!
Cute-o-Poop Cute-o-Poop Aug 06, 2016
Also are there soul mates in this book or they fall in love like human beings?
-yuichiro -yuichiro Aug 07, 2016
Can't wait for you to update, really psyched for this book!!!
thecoldplayeffect thecoldplayeffect Jul 28, 2016
Your stories are always so crazy and creative and out-of-the-box!! So excited to read this one :D
Cute-o-Poop Cute-o-Poop Aug 06, 2016
Noooo! It's not finished and I have to wait for every chapter! I can't wait! I will die by the end of this book because of excitement and impatience. Please update!