Catching Elves

Catching Elves

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E M Smith By E_M_Smith Updated Jan 06, 2015

The Great Master Elf Catcher will relate the story of how he became so smart and right for all you stupid and wrong people who don’t believe that elves exist. So listen carefully, and don’t skip a word, because he is doing this for your benefit, not his. He already knows everything there is to know about elves, unlike you. Oh you stupid misbelievers, at least you could be thankful!

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