Ways to Get Kicked Out of StarClan

Ways to Get Kicked Out of StarClan

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The Most Awesome People You Will Ever Meet By CloudtailGrandmas Updated Nov 25

Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book!

Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk.

No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. 

Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. 

This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. 
Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!

                              :steals it from Jay Feather:
                              Jayfeather: MIIIINNNEER
                              Me: O.o uh oh... :chucks stick at his face:
                              Jayfeathet: :is knocked out:
                              Everyone: O.o
Oh waddap my OCs name is Lightningstrike I thought I was original
-TomCat- -TomCat- Feb 16
Not even starclan and the darkforest and the tribe of endless hunting will stop him now! go JayFeather Senpai!
Also, how can Jayfeather waffle, if he pancakes?!?! 
                              And we can't forget the strawberries! 
                              How is he gonna be a ghost sandwich and lie on the floor and feel like trash?!?! (Lol, reference. :3)
This is why goosefeather is known as the crazy clan medicine cat