OMG I just stopped reading a book where he slept with a girl.
And Thank you for giving me the chance to live with a mutant talking turtle that does ninjitzu and has an IQ ten times higher than Einstein.
Mom you failed at being a bad parent, you're giving me to a Mutant Turtle that you thought was going to hurt you, but hey he speaks English so I guess I can give him my child. MOM YOU HAD ONE JOB( to put me in a box and walk off) GOD YOU FAILED AT THAT?!
Aww.... Wait why did the moms give up their child? I mean I know Raph's daughter biologically related for real but why the others?
Oh, ok. Give your child to the mutant turtle that just snuck up behind you and you were worried that would kill you.
1) why did you take me away from my parents they were coming back for me!
2) ''mikey saw your parets'' wat?