1001 fandom jokes

1001 fandom jokes

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♚Queen Reese♚ By fandomsunitecrew Updated Apr 25, 2017

Most of these aren't mine and are from the Internet and Instagram.
There will be some plot-twists and head canons included.
Enjoy!

  • divergent
  • doctorwho
  • harrypotter
  • hoo
  • supernatural
  • thg
  • tmi
I-Ship-Memes I-Ship-Memes Oct 08, 2017
Me: yo mama so fat her boggart is a gym membership, yes i stole that from the internet
That_Random_Fanboi That_Random_Fanboi Oct 19, 2017
I WALK OUT OF THE HOB
                              AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE
                              PRESIDENT SNOW IS STARIN' AT ME
                              I GOT MY ARROW AND MY BOW
                              AND I'M NOT A FRAID TO 
                              SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT
                              I'M KATNISS AND I KNOW IT!
I got one! Yo mama so fat that she can't get into the truck! Da monster truck!!
Wow... * claps in an slow way* *than says in an not that starcastic voice but funny and kinda high pitched* perfect!
I WALK OUT OF THE HOB AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE PRESIDENT SNOW IS STARING AT ME I GOT MY ARROW AND MY BOW AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHOOT IT SHOOT IT I'M KATNISS AND I KNOW IT
Internet-Geek Internet-Geek Sep 27, 2016
Your mother's belly is significantly larger than that of an average middle aged woman