"Oh kitten, you'll have to do a few things for me first"
all y'all are like "omg so offensive like wow I'm just trying to read this" and I'm sitting here, not believing in god, and agreeing so hard with the last sentence.
'God or Jesus name in vain ' "how dare you use goshes name in vain!" ~ A vine from Sam And Colby 😍
Ok wait I was like "a lil harsh" but ya know....it's kinda true?
Lmao. I've been to hell and back. Its a loving trip I wouldnt mind taking it again.
Hey i actually prayed for a phone that i really want then i had it but its gone. It was my first phone but my 2nd phone is what im using today which is i really want to buy new i hate my life
^i get you're all like that's offensive but I mean you're probably going to hell anyways- you're reading smut. also this is reason 373892 why I don't believe. come at me