Sherlock x reader one shots

Sherlock x reader one shots

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CYRIOUSLY!?!?! By CameSoakedInBleach Updated Sep 14, 2015

I set a plate of warm Christmas cookies on the table. John Watson took interest and grabbed a few, handing one to his wife, Mary.

I took a couple and began taking giant bite of one.

I sat down next to Sherlock on the couch and smiled at him as he scooted for me to join him.

"Wernt er cerkie?" I offered him a cookie while my mouth was clearly stuffed.

He shook his head.

"Come on, Sherly. You know you want it." I put one in his face.

He rolled his eyes and I fed him the cookie, shoving the entire thing in his mouth.

"Ahaha. Suck it." I shook my legs energetically.

He made a face and wiped his mouth off. He swallowed and took a breath, clearing his throat.

"How many cookies have you had? So energetic." John looked over, me  hyper from my high amount of sugar.

"A few plates, I dont know." I licked my lips reaching for more cookies.

"Ah ah. No more for you." Sherlock wrapped his hand tightly around my wrist as I clenched a fist in a ' that's totally unfair' sort of way.

I sat (a...

And then Moriarty walks in, about to give Sherlock a clue for whatever reason, and slowly walks out in fear of the super hyper girl.
if this actually happened, i probably would've thrown up already because my body cannot stand too much sugar; literally, i can only eat up to four or five cookies, then im done XD
queendingaling queendingaling Feb 08, 2016
It's not his umbrella falling out from under him but I like it
HeyoItsJosie HeyoItsJosie Nov 04, 2016
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meap95588 meap95588 Feb 17, 2016
Did anyone else think if the "Don't appall me when I'm high" moment?
superwholock_phan superwholock_phan Jan 10, 2016
I can just imagine myself purposely dumping ice cream on him to annoy him. (Amazing story btw!!)