"in this year i've learnt how to live with what god gave me, but i've also learnt that i'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend."
He licked his lips because hes thirsty just talking about the cliffaconda mALUM MALUM
I was gonna comment about when Michael called CALUM a shrimp when they were singing voodoo doll in the one mic one take thing, but people are talking about his genitals
this is the part of the book where I remember I've read this before and what kind emotions it gave me omg gotta zayn
BRB CRYING MICHAELS SLY COMMENT IM ACTUALLY HYPERVENTILATING "or direction ( how it was with calums leftie"
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA TURN INTO SOME VERY ROUGH AND KINKY MALUM SMUT BUT ITS ALL GOOD
If he got caught drunk behind the wheel three times it would be suspended for more than two months......