Valerie Dakota Evans, a twenty year-old rock singer, is searching for a band in need of a singer.She eventually finds an open spot for a lead singer in a band that has yet to come up with a name, and decides to audition. The band ends up becoming more than just a band; They become a family. A dysfunctional, alcohol obsessed family, that is. And that family is Mötley Fucking Crüe. NOTES: i update every one to five days, i get unmotivated . the year is 1981 towards the beginning of the book. this is based off of the movie, 'the dirt,' like entirely. started: jan 19, 2022 finished: ???