Every person has It's reason, Every God has It's tale. Every women has a story Every man has a tail. The story I'm about to tell Is the story about the nymph who fell For a God, who was there to catch her. Every one thinks they know the story of the God of the underworld. For the most part It's true. He did what he did for many reason. The greatest was for the queen of the nymphs. She was far more beautiful than any one or anything. All the men wanted her and all the women hated her because of it. The God of the underworld wanted to see her for himself But could leave the underworld until certain days. So he sent his demons to get her. Many times he tried to get her, But never succeeded, until one day. It was a very lovely day, sunny with some showers of rain. The queen loved the rain as much as she loved her subjects. She would dance in them with the water creatures and sing with the woodland creatures. A smile never left her face during those times, until the fire nymph...
I like to interpret this as secretly all men are mermaids and they’re just waiting for the women to find out. Game on!