Meet the Baxtards

Meet the Baxtards

211K Reads 694 Votes 3 Part Story
3.141592653589 By 3pointt14 Updated Jun 20

The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. 
Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. 
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"Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning  - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." 
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"You're a cute banana." 

"Excuse me?" 

"Yellow on the outside, white on the inside."  

He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-"

"What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" 

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Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.

  • asian
  • badgirl
  • culture
  • funny
  • heartbreak
  • highschool
  • humor
  • love
  • romance
  • slutshaming
  • teenfic
  • teenfiction
  • whitewash
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Ellie5976 Ellie5976 May 18
How is she able to talk to her parents like that my mom would been like 
                              
                              Run.
                              
                              🎼Dun dun dun do dun
That pretty much describes my forehead, it's actually very possible to shine your shoes with my forehead.
Ellie5976 Ellie5976 May 18
If Popeye still lived in Pakistan she would NOT be able to talk like this
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You can save Emett from unintelligence at www.saveemett.org! You can donate a million dollars and kind of PUT A STOP to this insanity!