** This was written about two years ago. I do not "ship" pewdiecry now, as I believe shipping two actual people is kinda creepy. However, I'm keeping this book up because it is the first book I wrote. Enjoy, and cringe away. --- When Felix came across the online add for a 'toy' named Cryaotic, he was tired, lonely and drunk. --- based off the manga Love Neco. it's adorable and you should probably read it instead of my poorly written book.