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Awkward [Dan Howell]

Awkward [Dan Howell]

60K Reads 2.5K Votes 12 Part Story
c a t e By -incalescent Updated May 07

[least cliché Danfiction ever]

Aspen Hayes is a somewhat famous YouTuber that goes by the name "AspenSays", and has 4,189,788+ subscribers.

She's not really much of a people person, and prefers the company of books to beating hearts and the Internet to actual intelligence.

She is, by far, the most awkward person you could ever meet. And every week she has at least one awkward story to tell her viewers.

Like that time she got trapped in an elevator with none other than Dan Howell.

Or as he's known as on YouTube;

danisnotonfire.

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If you're tired of cliché, this story is for you.

©2015 too-sarcastic

lDainal lDainal 3 days ago
*whispers in Australian accent* And here we have the wild Aspen. It may only be tamed with food
fun fact on why I'm here, MY name is aspen. I was going through my discover and I saw my name and was immediately triggered. I read the description and this character is literally just like me I'm actually terrified.
I went all Stiles on Dan saying,
                              "5 foot 3, green eyes, fair skinned, and her hair is actually strawberry blonde."😂😂
everyones so salty about her saying 10 instead of 8 jeez calm yo tits and yo di cks (thats right i include both genders) or if you don't identify with either of those then calm you mind with some herbal tea
There are going to be so many fanfics about this. In the book I mean.😂😂
1.) ROUNDING UP, CALM YOUR NON GENDER SPECIFIC FLAPS 
                              
                              2.) nO NEED TO SAY POUNDS, THEY CAN SAY WHAT THEY WANT