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The Girl Who Played With the Dragon Tattoo's Nest

The Girl Who Played With the Dragon Tattoo's Nest

35.3K Reads 864 Votes 12 Part Story
Nigel Mitchell By NigelMitchell4 Completed

Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. 

Anyone who loved "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" will appreciate this good-natured satire. Anyone who hated the original novel will appreciate this ruthless skewering.

😂😂😂they really did have awful sandwiches in that book
Manasaflora Manasaflora Apr 16
Omg, I've been reading it as Mary Sue and when it said he I was like, what?
Manasaflora Manasaflora Apr 16
Lol the fourth wall just went down like the titanic 😂😂
Manasaflora Manasaflora Apr 16
Lol, cheesy burger was right, I didn't understand any of that
AnamikaDe AnamikaDe Jan 29, 2016
You are a genius. I do like the real book but your version's hilarious.thanks for making a boring night entertaining😆
merelyaauli merelyaauli May 25, 2016
Once again, do you really have to mention all those things? 😂😂😂