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The Girl Who Played With the Dragon Tattoo's Nest

The Girl Who Played With the Dragon Tattoo's Nest

33.8K Reads 817 Votes 12 Part Story
Nigel Mitchell By NigelMitchell4 Completed

Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. 

Anyone who loved "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" will appreciate this good-natured satire. Anyone who hated the original novel will appreciate this ruthless skewering.

😂😂😂they really did have awful sandwiches in that book
AnamikaDe AnamikaDe Jan 29, 2016
You are a genius. I do like the real book but your version's hilarious.thanks for making a boring night entertaining😆
merelyaauli merelyaauli May 25, 2016
Once again, do you really have to mention all those things? 😂😂😂
The_Night_Writer The_Night_Writer Dec 19, 2015
You've made these names up and I'm pissin' myself with laughter.
BelgianWaffles12 BelgianWaffles12 Dec 01, 2015
Omg this author is freaking genius, Mary Sue = Marty Stu haha lol xD
BelgianWaffles12 BelgianWaffles12 Dec 01, 2015
Are you freakin kidding me? Literally three paragraphs in and I'm already confused.