♦ ON HOLD ♦
One bloody prank. A tricky girl worth bleeding for, a silly boy who's after blood, a cherry bucket full of lies.
SUSPECT IDENTIFICATION FORM
NAME: Axl Ames
ALTERNATE NAME: Anaxagoras Amarados
AGE: Almost 18
STEREOTYPICAL TRAITS BASED ON ETHNICITY: Suspect's existence is supposed to be tragic or comedic--either way, he's dramatic. Also loud, outgoing, nosy, attractive (infected by Greek god virus?), allergic to being punctual, bad with money and responsibility, untrustworthy or brutally honest (Well, that escalated quickly).
-Bad dresser (report filed by Suspect's gorgeous uncle--hey, here's your Greek god!).
-Aggressively caring/loyal to the point of madness (report filed by his BFF, who is a talented introverted forest nymph).
-Suspect does not post shirtless selfies on the internet. The people want some (report filed by various parties--Suspect is shocked by the interest).
-Suspect is WAY too cuddly (report filed by his cat).
-Suspect is WAY too rambly (Exhibit A: this profile)(report filed by his other BFF who looks like Thor and enjoys brooding).
-Suspect appears harmless but will not hesitate to attack/destroy if provoked (report filed by Unknown).
-Suspect is secretive/lies with ease (report filed by Unknown).
OFFENSES PUNISHABLE BY LAW:
-Suspect is prone to violence.
-Suspect crafted his own Mission Impossible (Mission Imbecile) in the name of love, in a fit of vigilante rage, a state of mind which he has entered before.
-Suspect engaged in obstruction of justice/misled the police.
-Suspect misled you, the reader of this book, by hijacking the story's description and rambling instead of telling you what actually happens.
-Did the Suspect mislead you, the reader, because he's an annoying little (beep) who cannot stop himself from keeping secrets?
Yes, I did.
Did you seriously read this entire thing? OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY.
(Or am I?)