Castiel is on the run, but not just from anybody; he managed to tick off the famous politician Dick Roman. So, now he's being chased by assassins. What else can he do but hide in a barrel in pray he won't be found? Nothing, because that same barrel ends up on a pirate ship, where stowaways are not regarded lightly. Warning: This will most likely have a ton of triggers. Anyone who is sensitive to anything should probably not read this without extreme caution. I apologize if you miss out because of this.