Just Kiss Me, Moron (Bill x Dipper)

Just Kiss Me, Moron (Bill x Dipper)

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Gabriel By triangle_galaxy Completed

Bill finds 16 year old Dipper while out on a walk, causing the teen to be forced to realize some things about himself... things that end up pushing him further than he expected, all for Bill.

Dipper:*mind:Smexy!*
                              
                              
                              Bill:*reads mind* .....
                              
                              
                              Dipper:*hits bill in the head* STOP READING MY MIND!
                              
                              
                              will:*takes pictures in background*
Alsleep with my brother!  *hits head but then rubs hair* FLUFFY!
Roses are red
                              Cacti are prickly
                              wow can i just say
                              that escalated quickly
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN' TA DO??" 
                              
                              "I-i just wanna make out with you..."
                              
                              "I knew it."
Oh I read that wrong.
                              I thought it said 
                              "Bill flew up and sat next to Dipper, 'strangling' the teenager."
                              
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                              [EXPOSED]
Dippy
                              What does that remind me of...
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              DIPPY FRESH ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!1!!11!!11!!!!1!!