Phan Oneshots

Phan Oneshots

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court knee By pIisetsky Updated Mar 28, 2016

Just a collection of phan one shots.

All 100% written by me, and which you should 100% read. 
(It's mostly angst I'm warning you)

Requests greatly welcomed.

it was probably cherry coolaid and that shît is terrible js
When you think of Crank That Frank instead of Melanie Martinez
I THOUGHT "A GUY" SAID "A GAY" ON MY CRACKED SCREEN IM SOBBINNF
OKAY. 
                              A KISS WOULD BE ALRIGHT. 
                              DONT FRICKLE FRACKLE ON THE FLOOR GUYS
*pulls aside* uhhhh. Philly, mon chou, that's not politically correct. Sorry, baby. Just correct yourself and all will be fine! *smiles ad for shoves*
just say yEs YOU STUPID OVERCOOKED GREEN BEAN SPY KIDS 2 LOOKIN-ASS MOTHERFUCKKER