20 Things To Do At A Walmart

20 Things To Do At A Walmart

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Alyssa By hummingbirdab Updated Nov 08, 2009

20 Things To Do At A Walmart- It's So HALARIOUS!!!!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart aroun...

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