20 Things To Do At A Walmart

20 Things To Do At A Walmart

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Alyssa By hummingbirdab Updated Nov 08, 2009

20 Things To Do At A Walmart- It's So HALARIOUS!!!!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart aroun...

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All-the-time All-the-time May 02, 2010
I tried number eight and the dude looked at me like i was nuts. I tried number 5 and it worked except the lady almost cracked up laughing.Don't try eleven i got thrown out of the store.Me and my friend had alot of fun.Now when we go to Walmart we always do one of two of the things on the list.
nekoyaz nekoyaz Jan 12, 2010
me and my freind talked in loud voices about things we wanted to steal. then this walmart employee, very badly, tried to follow us.
HailzGoudeau HailzGoudeau Jan 12, 2010
lol, i've done a few of those in wal-mart while my mom work there, and she got a raise
Emzalee Emzalee Dec 19, 2009
lol i have done the penny one, not in a walmart.. there aren't any here or not that i can find :) i did it on oxford street, twas funny we took pictures :D
VampyreWitchMagik VampyreWitchMagik Nov 28, 2009
i think this is hilarious! but i really wonde about the penny one.. will anyone be crazy enough to start screaming i can't get the damn penny or something!!!! ;)
nekoyaz nekoyaz Nov 08, 2009
Have you tried walking past a group of ppl and pointing at som1 walking with u and sayn in a LOUD voice, " He is not gay!" i can garentee that u will get more than a few stares, (me and my cuzn did this, we got lotsa stares, it was fun <(^_^)>)