Claude X alois yaoi,
If you don't ship it, don't read it
Because he is his butler and will do anything, you could ask him for a kiss directly. Just say it bluntly. Then it's funnier.
The part of the song rap god where eminem is talking about the gay boy started as soon as the smut started
alois reminds me sooooo much of my friend!!! xD shes moving do D: