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Sexual Offenderman x Reader Lemon

Sexual Offenderman x Reader Lemon

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Cha Senpai By JeVivrai Completed

Yes? Lemons you say? 

Slender Lemons? 

Well then, here it is! 
The book you have been looking for! 

Unless you saw this randomly. 

(Warning: Lemons means it's a book with sexual content. Please do not read if it's inappropriate for you)

What I have learned from offender: 
                              Don't accept roses 
                              Run from guys in fedoras and black coats 
                              Don't go in alleyways 
                              If you see a blank face expect for a mouth.. GTFO
This is not even lemon worthy it is more of a lime but this is nothing
Sonia: "..." *stare*
                              
                              Kath: "Face. What face..?"
                              
                              Sonia: "... I'm never eating peanut butter before sleeping ever again."
BOI KF YOU DONT GET YO BLANK FACE HAVING, FÛCKBOI LOOKIN SELF OUTTA HERE
Sonia: "ABORT THE MISSION, I REPEAT ABORT THE MISSION!!!" *Smash window and jump out*
                              
                              Kath: *looks in her wallet* "Does 5,25 is enough..?" 
                              
                              Sonia: *peak through broken window* "Jeesum flipping Christ Kathryn... That's not what he meant..! Now HURRY UP!!!"
Guide to offender's rose 
                              Red: he will give you quote on quote "pleasure beyond pleasure" 
                              Blue: ràpe and then murder 
                              He has a crap ton more roses but I have NO CLUE what they do 
                              So moral of the story 
                              Don't accept a rose from anyone suspicious