Yes? Lemons you say?
Well then, here it is!
The book you have been looking for!
Unless you saw this randomly.
(Warning: Lemons means it's a book with sexual content. Please do not read if it's inappropriate for you)
What I have learned from offender:
Don't accept roses
Run from guys in fedoras and black coats
Don't go in alleyways
If you see a blank face expect for a mouth.. GTFO
This is not even lemon worthy it is more of a lime but this is nothing
Sonia: "..." *stare*
Kath: "Face. What face..?"
Sonia: "... I'm never eating peanut butter before sleeping ever again."
BOI KF YOU DONT GET YO BLANK FACE HAVING, FÛCKBOI LOOKIN SELF OUTTA HERE
Sonia: "ABORT THE MISSION, I REPEAT ABORT THE MISSION!!!" *Smash window and jump out*
Kath: *looks in her wallet* "Does 5,25 is enough..?"
Sonia: *peak through broken window* "Jeesum flipping Christ Kathryn... That's not what he meant..! Now HURRY UP!!!"
Guide to offender's rose
Red: he will give you quote on quote "pleasure beyond pleasure"
Blue: ràpe and then murder
He has a crap ton more roses but I have NO CLUE what they do
So moral of the story
Don't accept a rose from anyone suspicious