Yes? Lemons you say?
Well then, here it is!
The book you have been looking for!
Unless you saw this randomly.
(Warning: Lemons means it's a book with sexual content. Please do not read if it's inappropriate for you)
What I have learned from offender:
Don't accept roses
Run from guys in fedoras and black coats
Don't go in alleyways
If you see a blank face expect for a mouth.. GTFO
This is not even lemon worthy it is more of a lime but this is nothing
Uhh me and my momma would have to fight before she ever does that to me
Wth mama? Why didn't you tell me you work at a s l u t station and my dad is a customer?!
*le lie* sorry i'm allergic to roses *runs away*<------ me irl
Hold up hold up hold up *waves my arms in front of the guys face violently* hold up. *Slaps him as hard as I can and cocks my shotgun* bitch, I wouldn't do that if I were you.