Yes? Lemons you say?
Well then, here it is!
The book you have been looking for!
Unless you saw this randomly.
(Warning: Lemons means it's a book with sexual content. Please do not read if it's inappropriate for you)
What I have learned from offender:
Don't accept roses
Run from guys in fedoras and black coats
Don't go in alleyways
If you see a blank face expect for a mouth.. GTFO
This is not even lemon worthy it is more of a lime but this is nothing
Hold up hold up hold up *waves my arms in front of the guys face violently* hold up. *Slaps him as hard as I can and cocks my shotgun* bitch, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Guide to offender's rose
Red: he will give you quote on quote "pleasure beyond pleasure"
Blue: ràpe and then murder
He has a crap ton more roses but I have NO CLUE what they do
So moral of the story
Don't accept a rose from anyone suspicious
POLICE THIS MAN IS LOOKING AT ME IN A RAPEY WAY
T A K E H I M
*grabs gun* SUPRISE MUTHAFUCKA *shoots mom, dad, and the pervert*