Hetalia One Shots

Hetalia One Shots

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Magic Fucking Mike By HolidayDoom Updated Aug 03

GerIta fluff?
Check.
Suicide notes?
Check.
Romano eating tomatoes?
Check.
Danish Selfie Rampage?
(What.)
Check.
German Sparkle Parties?
Check.
Much more?
Check, check, and check.

THANK GOD
                              
                              I WAS RIGHT IT WAS RUSSIA NOT AUSTRIA LIKE EVERYONE WAS SAYING
                              
                              oh wait but my cinnamon roll...
I sing that song randomly and then laugh at myself because it's stupid
This went deep. So deep that my ship actually sank because of an iceberg.
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS *gets a rally of DenNor shippers*
SandoJL SandoJL Feb 20
Oh, it wasn't Austria he was talking about before? Huh.. I was wrong
Wait wait wait is he talking about my darling pianist.
                              
                              
                              Oh hell no.
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              *goes to Austria's house and gives him The Lecture*