I'm taking requests! This is my first hetalia x reader fan fix so bear with me!
How did you frivken sink to the bottom of the water if you were on a floaty
Haha, Sike I'm so cheap that I'd take my old swimsuits and sew them together and make a fabulous one
And that's why you don't where bikinis and instead you where actual swimsuits
Wait, how can they have met in high school if in this story they are countries? Or not? When people use both country's names and the human names I get confused.
This is what happens when you wear sexy asš bikinis. In order to be sexy you can't wear a strong enough thing to hold that shît in place
Me: *throws virginity out the window* ok cya!
Virginity: no! Wait! Come back...come back!