Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

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Andrew Shaffer By andrewshaffer Completed

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

This extended excerpt from Fanny Merkin's Fifty Shames of Earl Grey is presented courtesy of Da Capo Press.

Sassy_Satan Sassy_Satan Aug 01
Its miss Steal your man
                              Kind of dissapointed it's not "Miss.Steel"
MarcellaUva MarcellaUva Feb 08
I can tell this is going to be amazing. The Nickleback CD - priceless LOL
MarcellaUva MarcellaUva Feb 08
"preparing itself to incubate our babies" - LOL. I just can't.
parody parody Nov 26, 2015
This is so cheeky and ironic! And so many hilarious one liners. Definitely one of the best parodies on Wattpad!