candy man ▰ zjm

candy man ▰ zjm

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ɢᴏɴᴇ ɢɪʀʟ By dabttebayo Completed

❝―candy is dandy, 
but liquor is quicker.❞

© dabttebayo


stylesmi stylesmi Apr 23
If an unknown phone number calls me I'm like "Hi,Dominos Pizza may i take your order"😂
MarinaFares MarinaFares Feb 14
I always fake a British accent when an unknown # calls me 😂
PoeticHoneyBee PoeticHoneyBee Feb 13, 2016
I love this , how do your quotation marks look so flawless , slayed
MarinaFares MarinaFares Feb 14
Usually they just mail checks.
                              But a plot is needeed where Zayn gets to use his dick
- - Dec 16, 2015
By the way this is my INSTA bio (candy is dandy but liquor is quicker)