Appropriate times to make a Harry Potter reference - always.
But he feels like he needs to be like this because his father is
I just accidentally ripped out my tampon and am crying due to the pain + SNAPE MY BAE
I'm a Hufflepuff. I am good at finding things, just at completely irrelevant times.
PIGFARTS, PIGFARTS, HERE I COME!!!
PIGFARTS, PIGFARTS, YUM, YUM, YUM!!!!
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!!!! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY AVPM OR AVPS REFERENCES!!! You are my soulmate.
And, almost forgot, 'Potter, you Rotter' from chamber of secrets! Sung by peeves