Creepypasta Lemons

Creepypasta Lemons

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_moshii By _moshii Updated Nov 23, 2016

Currently, BEING EDITED, I HAVE LEGIT LIKE THREE CHAPTERS OF ACTUAL LEMON SORRY

RavenArtist RavenArtist 5 days ago
Oooooh! I get it, we lied about being a virgin, thinking it would make him less interested, but it backfired and here we are.
Oh ya. Cause the murder is going to go "Oh hi! Im in the kitchen. Want a sandwhitch?"
RavenArtist RavenArtist 5 days ago
No, I called for the pizza-man stripper. OF COURSE I WAS CALLING FOR YOU, IHOP-TRASH!
I wouldnt be like that. I wouldn't be shaking scared with a knife yelling if ya come near me ur fuqed!
RavenArtist RavenArtist 5 days ago
Oml, this would so be me if a murderer broke into my home! I'd walk downstairs and introduce him, maybe ask if he wanted a warm beverage, then I would tell them their bloody clothes/weapons were freaking sexy. 
                              
                              Me in a nutshell.
RavenArtist RavenArtist 5 days ago
Same. Sometimes I wish I could just seclude myself from the outside world and forget there is anything else besides me and my walls of art. But ya know, we can't always have what we want in life.