What the Fuck is an Arzaylea
My boyfriend or should I say ex-boyfriend Luke Hemmings was on tour when one morning I woke up to see "Luke and Arzaylea" trending on twitter. Of course I called him in 3 seconds flat.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARZAYLEA?!?!" I scream at the top of my lungs into the phone.
"Babe what are you talking about? " I can hear the guilt in Luke's fucking voice.
"What. Is. An. Arzaylea? Am I saying it right? Do you need me to fucking spell it out for you? A-R-Z-A."
Luke interupts me, "She's no one. Nothing happened."
"Oh hell to the fucking no. Don't fucking talk to me fuck you! Tell my brother to call me." I wait to see what he has to say before I hang up the phone.
"No babe please, Michael is gonna kill me." His voice changes into a more panicked tone.
"Good, I hope he does and if he doesn't I will. Tell him I can't wait to see him when he gets back home. We have a lot of family bonding time to do since I don't have a boyfriend anymore. It's really a shame too the fans liked me, but I'm sure they will love this skank just as much." I hang up the phone.