Hey you. Do you ship Phan?
It's a one word answer.
I will guarantee you will reconsider shipping Dan and Phil after reading this.
This is a factual piece of writing that contains general proof that Phan is/could be real.
Even if he ACTUALLY meant Voldemort, I'm pretty sure that Voldemort is a guy. Male. Dan said he wanted to have sex with a male, and right after Phil said he looked like said male. WHAT.
Ah yes. I already knew this bit of phan evidence! Quite a good bit, as well.
I LOVE the 'scientific evidence' to back the points up, it gives me faith
I LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT!
SHE ALWAYS TELLS ME MY EYES GET BIGGER AND BRIGHTER WHEN I LOOK AT HER.
OMG IT'S AN ACTUAL THING?
I've read too many smut to make "touching" lenny face worthy 😂😂😂
Although, before Voldemort became Voldemort, he's quite hot.