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Damsel in Distress

Damsel in Distress

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Your Average Nerd By YourAverageNerd_ Completed

"It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just some idiot in spandex."

Arabella Jones is your average American teenage girl, she even lives in one if America's most prosperous cities, Empire City, California. She's a sucker for the performing arts and owns two bookcases full of young adult novels. Well maybe she's not so much like your average American teenager.

Everything in Arabella's life seems to be finally going perfect, right up until the city's most famous superhero come barging through her widow at two in the morning on a school night.

All she used to have to worry about was what part she was going to get in the musical and if the boy she's been crushing on since freshman year likes her back or not. But these worries are nothing compared to her newfound super stalkers.

Now it seems that the city's only hope, and her's, is a teenage boy dressed in spandex who still hasn't learned not to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.

TheDoggieQueen TheDoggieQueen 5 days ago
No, it's a- *bird poop drops on TDQ face* Never mind, it's a bird
san1695 san1695 3 days ago
It reminds me of Impractical Jokers "Look its a fat bird , look its a fat plane , look its 'Captain Fat Belly'"
No, it's a- *bird poop drops onto person* yeah, yeah, it's a bird
TheDoggieQueen TheDoggieQueen 5 days ago
Here's how to put on a underwear on correctly:
                              PUT IT ON LIKE A BOSS
Actually that's a good statement ,why must all heroes wear spandex ?
Person_K Person_K Jan 03
Meh, probs chorus. That book thing is a hard choice. Freshman year? HAH! Try having a crush on a guy since sixth grade, and currently being a sophomore in high school, and I STILL CANT talk to him