Attack on titan one shots!

Attack on titan one shots!

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Kat BITCH By NiNjaElf Updated May 14, 2016

YEAH!! Do I need to say more?! Some awesome one shots that I can't be bothered turning into an actual story soooo! ENJOY MY TACOS :3 - most given quotes in these one shots are not by me. Some will be, but not all. Thank you. -

I'm going to rip his testicles off and shove them down his throat because hees gay
I wish my friends were like that...... But then again I don't have any friends
REINER ILL DLIT YOUR FXCKING THROAT IF YOU SO MUCH AS LOOK AT ME-
ShadowZzY ShadowZzY Feb 06
Boy take every weapon I have and stain it in their blood mwehehehe.. ;3
LouAbstract LouAbstract Feb 21
Hey I ate a string
                              
                              
                              Both ends were tied
                              
                              
                              Looks like I sh!t a knot 
                              
                              HAHA A KNOT! GET IT, CORAL?
                              
                              CORAL?
                              
                              Dad, No.
                              
                              CORAL
LouAbstract LouAbstract Feb 21
OH look at these magical air orbs! 
                              
                              We need more coke!
                              
                              Ahem, We brought Pepsi.