Harry Potter has a Whole Buch of Issues

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Parts 10
Time 59m

Reads 33,007
Votes 2,002
Parts 10
Time 59m

[In which Harry is in love with Voldemort, and Voldemort is terrified.]
    
    The truth is, Harry Potter has done it all before. In his previous lives, he has both defeated and joined Lord Voldemort, and it is beginning to seem like this will be his fate forever. Living the same life so many times will do that to you. The only constant in all the versions of Harry's life has been the snake man. Since breaking the cycle is seeming impossible, Harry's just going to pass the days this time by indulging in his infatuation with Lord Voldemort. Because what could go wrong?
    
    Join a several hundred years old Harry Potter, his Voldemort voodoo doll, Fawks the phoenix, and a very disturbed dark lord in an... exciting adventure I guess?(CC) Attrib. NonCommercial

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[In which Harry is in love with Voldemort, and Voldemort is terrified.]
    
    The truth is, Harry Potter has done it all before. In his previous lives, he has both defeated and joined Lord Voldemort, and it is beginning to seem like this will be his fate forever. Living the same life so many times will do that to you. The only constant in all the versions of Harry's life has been the snake man. Since breaking the cycle is seeming impossible, Harry's just going to pass the days this time by indulging in his infatuation with Lord Voldemort. Because what could go wrong?
    
    Join a several hundred years old Harry Potter, his Voldemort voodoo doll, Fawks the phoenix, and a very disturbed dark lord in an... exciting adventure I guess?

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