Joke Book 2

Joke Book 2

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park By Dorky_Vampire Updated Mar 15

This is where you can laugh at 3 am in the morning or having a crappy day.

Tweet me your favorite joke on @pastelpark

[#2 short story november 14] [#1 random november 23]

(i don't own the writing in the books, credits to the people who made up the stuffs in the book. :) )

    Every question someone asks me I look at my mom like she's the one to know the answers
    Anna_ND_1 Anna_ND_1 Mar 15
    😂😂 i got a 99 on the last one and the first thing my tutor asked me was
                                  What about that one mark 
                                  Dude really?? 😂😂
    iCraft55693 iCraft55693 Sep 16
    Me: Mom, i have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear?
                                  Mom: Good news
                                  Me:I am at the top 5 of my class!
                                  Mom: And...
                                  Me : I am at the bottom of my class
                                  *Mom realises that my class only contains 5 or less people*
    YOUniqxx YOUniqxx Sep 03
    This is me! This is real! I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now~~ :(
    I got one. A friend told me this one.
                                  Me: Will you know me forever
                                  Friend: Yes
                                  Me: Knock knock
                                  Friend: Who's there
                                  Me: I thought you said u'll remember me forever.
    kitten2412 kitten2412 Dec 05, 2016
    Lol 😂 Actually recently I was in need of some formal clothes so I had gone to shop with my mom and the salesman was like what's your size and I looked at my mom 😂