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The Ultimate Guide to Rejecting Pick-Up Lines

The Ultimate Guide to Rejecting Pick-Up Lines

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Bill (lol) By purpleunicorn4eva Updated Jun 06, 2015

Have you ever wanted to just shove a boy/girl's pick up line down their throat? Well don't, because that could be considered assault. Instead use these sassy comebacks to all kinds of pickup lines! Enjoy these carefully devised, (if you call spending five minutes seeing if you can make a comeback and if not moving on carefully) comebacks to all the classic pick up lines.

- purpleunicorn4eva and RebetSonic112

No, it's okay. I don't have shoe laces since I'm wearing flip flops :D
What would have been good to would have been "Are you data? Cause you cost too much for barley anything."
trippy_wacko trippy_wacko Jan 12, 2016
I've read many pick up line books. Yasss. One ANTI pick up line I come across. High hopes for more!