dear dan, I know you probably won't read this, but I might as well take a chance.
"Like a lot of people..." This gives me hope knowing I'm not alone haha
I hate the government because they never use my tax money to fill holes with more cement.
when u curse ur government for not using your taxes to fill hole with more sement
Um is this like a love fanfic cause I'm 100% sure that would make Dan a pedo